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Oct 30, 2021 21:38:58 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Oct 30, 2021 21:38:58 GMT
Reports coming in of a major incident at the British origami finals...
More on the story as it unfolds...
Unfortunately its only on paper view...
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Nov 1, 2021 11:25:05 GMT
Post by Les on Nov 1, 2021 11:25:05 GMT
Reports coming in of a major incident at the British origami finals... More on the story as it unfolds... Unfortunately its only on paper view... 😂 😂 😂 |
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Nov 4, 2021 20:20:51 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Nov 4, 2021 20:20:51 GMT
Can anyone help? I’m struggling with a quiz question . . . . I just can’t remember who had the title role in Forrest Gump.
T.hanks
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Nov 5, 2021 9:19:13 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Nov 5, 2021 9:19:13 GMT
I went to a really interesting lecture on kleptomania.
I took a lot from it.
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Nov 5, 2021 9:22:56 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Nov 5, 2021 9:22:56 GMT
Vegans believe that meat eaters and butchers are gross . . . . but those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer😛
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Nov 5, 2021 9:23:45 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Nov 5, 2021 9:23:45 GMT
If you’re thinking about becoming a vegetarian . . . . that’s a big missed steak.
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Nov 5, 2021 15:55:16 GMT
Post by polyphemus on Nov 5, 2021 15:55:16 GMT
Reports coming in of a major incident at the British origami finals... More on the story as it unfolds... Unfortunately its only on paper view... That one got me creased. |
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Nov 5, 2021 15:57:06 GMT
Post by polyphemus on Nov 5, 2021 15:57:06 GMT
The local Village Hall was adverting a lecture about Split Personality Disorder, for later in the week.
I've half a mind to go.
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Nov 6, 2021 10:34:17 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Nov 6, 2021 10:34:17 GMT
Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from my local shop...
I don't know how these people sleep at night.
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Dec 5, 2021 18:26:34 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Dec 5, 2021 18:26:34 GMT
I got rid of a load my vinyl records recently and, sadly, my beloved Dusty Springfield collection had to go, and now I just don't know what to do with my shelves !
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Dec 5, 2021 18:27:02 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Dec 5, 2021 18:27:02 GMT
As one door closes another one opens . . . . I really must get this car fixed !
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Dec 5, 2021 18:28:27 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Dec 5, 2021 18:28:27 GMT
Aldi are doing christmas Santas aswell as Aldi kings horses and Aldi kings men 🙂
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Dec 5, 2021 18:29:52 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Dec 5, 2021 18:29:52 GMT
Just remember . . . . outside of that beautiful slim bride on her wedding day is a fat woman just waiting to get in 😏
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Dec 5, 2021 18:31:13 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Dec 5, 2021 18:31:13 GMT
As I lay in bed with the missus one night she looked at me sadly and said "Gordon, I think that the romance has all but gone from our relationship"
I was so surprised that I had to stop wanking 🤪
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Dec 5, 2021 19:22:21 GMT
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Post by Gordon Armstrong on Dec 5, 2021 19:22:21 GMT
I can only have sex with my wife after I've had a few beers, which is why I'm teetotal 🥴
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